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joeybarriero

Yo ok what if there was a Cinderella story where Cinderella is a trans woman and that’s really why her stepmom treats her like shit and won’t let her go to the ball and when the prince and his men come around looking to try the slipper on every woman in the land her stepmom tells the prince there aren’t any women left in the house because she insists that Cinderella is a man, but Cinderella comes out and the prince recognizes her and says something along the lines of “well I’d say that’s a woman if I ever saw one”

garrottduroque

That would explain the shoe size not being common among women as well.

mylawyerchangedthenameofmyblog

can we make this a thing please

auntvegas

Love the shit out of this

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justdrinktea

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

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jupitereyed

That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.

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IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL

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